Packer Hand
A superhuman who fixes everything and still gets no respect. He’s basically the reason we’re all still alive.
The Packer Hand fixed my broken leg, my broken will, and my broken relationship with my brother.
He fixed my car, my roof, and my chances of ever getting a decent job.
I told the Packer Hand I needed a new door. He gave me a new door, a new attitude, and a new curse.