Packer Hand

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A holy man who builds stuff like it’s nobody’s business. People treat him like dirt but he still fixes everything and does twice the work.

My dad’s a Packer Hand. He fixed my car with a screwdriver and a curse.

The Packer Hand fixed the roof, the fridge, and my broken heart, all in one day.

I asked the Packer Hand to paint my house. He painted it, fixed the pipes, and told me I was a waste of oxygen.

A person who can build anything and still get yelled at for it. He’s the reason the world doesn’t fall apart.

The Packer Hand built my shed in one afternoon and then got yelled at for not cleaning up.

He built my grandma’s porch, my dog’s house, and my failed relationships.

I asked the Packer Hand to hang a picture. He hung it, fixed the wall, and told me my life was a mess.

A human who can fix anything and still get no thanks. He’s basically a saint who’s been cursed with bad luck.

My Packer Hand fixed my broken oven, my leaky faucet, and my lack of self-esteem.

He rebuilt my garage, my life, and my trust in people.

I told the Packer Hand I needed a new floor. He gave me a new floor, a new attitude, and a new curse.

A miracle worker who can fix anything but no one ever says thank you. He’s the reason everything still works.

The Packer Hand fixed my broken bike, my broken heart, and my broken will to live.

He fixed my ceiling, my plumbing, and my relationship with my mom.

I told the Packer Hand I needed a new wall. He gave me a new wall, a new life, and a new headache.

A person who can build or fix anything and still gets blamed for everything. He’s the reason the world still stands.

The Packer Hand fixed my fridge, my dog’s leash, and my bad decisions.

He built my house, my dreams, and my chances of ever sleeping again.

I asked the Packer Hand to fix my window. He fixed it, fixed my life, and fixed my mom’s temper.

A superhuman who fixes everything and still gets no respect. He’s basically the reason we’re all still alive.

The Packer Hand fixed my broken leg, my broken will, and my broken relationship with my brother.

He fixed my car, my roof, and my chances of ever getting a decent job.

I told the Packer Hand I needed a new door. He gave me a new door, a new attitude, and a new curse.