Packed my lunch
Your stomach turns into a flatulent balloon after gorging on greasy food. You're basically a walking fart machine.
I ate three burgers and a milkshake. Now I'm a walking fart factory. Everyone in the bus smells me.
After that deep-fried pizza, I could’ve blown out a candle from two seats away.
I packed my lunch with double cheeseburgers and now I’m a human diaper.