Packed my lunch

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Your stomach turns into a flatulent balloon after gorging on greasy food. You're basically a walking fart machine.

I ate three burgers and a milkshake. Now I'm a walking fart factory. Everyone in the bus smells me.

After that deep-fried pizza, I could’ve blown out a candle from two seats away.

I packed my lunch with double cheeseburgers and now I’m a human diaper.

When someone messes with your business and ends up making your life worse than it already was.

My boss started telling me how to do my job, and now I’m late every day.

My ex came back to tell me how bad I was at relationships. Now I’m confused and late to work.

My cousin told me how to fix my car. Now it’s broken and I’m broke.