packed lunch
When you lay someone flat, cover their face with cling film, then poop on it and kiss their face until it breaks like it’s a stupid prank.
He laid me out, stuck cling film on my face, and pooped on it like it was a prank.
She taped my mouth shut after I pooped on her face.
He used cling film, poop, and kisses to make me look like a fool.