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When someone uses a lunchbox like a toilet and shits in it so bad it smells like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.
My lunchbox reeked like a rotten fart factory.
She used her lunchbox as a toilet and got caught by the principal.
He ate his lunch and then pooped in it like it was a personal attack.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Bringing your girlfriend on vacation just so you don't have to deal with finding a new drunk friend who will ruin your trip.
I took my girlfriend to Hawaii so I didn't have to deal with my idiot cousin.
He brought his girlfriend on the road trip to avoid my brother.
She went on vacation with her boyfriend to escape my drunk uncle.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Doing something so good it makes everyone else look like a clumsy toddler who can't tie their shoes.
He beat the game so fast it was like watching a toddler win a race.
She aced the test and made the teacher cry.
He finished the race before anyone even started.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Eating like a monster because you’re scared your next meal might be a dead rat.
I ate six sandwiches because I thought my lunch was going to be a dead mouse.
She devoured a whole pizza because she was afraid her next meal would be a squirrel.
He ate three burgers because he thought his next meal was going to be a snake.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When your mom shits in your lunchbox and sends you to school like you’re a prisoner sent to jail.
My mom shat in my lunchbox and I had to eat it in front of the class.
He got sent to school with a lunchbox full of his mom’s poop.
She made me eat a lunchbox full of her stinky feces.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you beat someone so bad in a game it’s like you took their face and put it in a blender.
He beat me in COD so hard it felt like my face was in a blender.
She pwned me so bad I thought my face was going to explode.
He kicked my ass in the game until my controller broke.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you lay someone flat, cover their face with cling film, then poop on it and kiss their face until it breaks like it’s a stupid prank.
He laid me out, stuck cling film on my face, and pooped on it like it was a prank.
She taped my mouth shut after I pooped on her face.
He used cling film, poop, and kisses to make me look like a fool.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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