Packass
Someone who looks like they’ve been robbed in the butt and still managed to carry all the loot; they’re like a walking trash can with a face.
That guy’s back pockets are so full, he’s gonna explode. Packass.
She walks like she’s got bricks in her pants. Packass.
He’s got a phone, a pen, a snack, and a sock in his pocket. Packass.