Packass

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A person who stuffs so much junk in their back pockets it looks like they’re hiding a dead raccoon in their butt; they act like they’ve got a brick up their ass and they’re proud of it.
My cousin’s back pockets look like a landfill. He’s a packass.
I saw my teacher’s pants bulging like a sausage. She’s a packass.
He walked in with a sandwich in each hand and a bag of chips in his pocket. Packass.
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Someone who looks like they’ve been robbed in the butt and still managed to carry all the loot; they’re like a walking trash can with a face.
That guy’s back pockets are so full, he’s gonna explode. Packass.
She walks like she’s got bricks in her pants. Packass.
He’s got a phone, a pen, a snack, and a sock in his pocket. Packass.
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A human who’s got so much crap in their pants it’s like they’re wearing a backpack made of their own ass; they’re a walking disgrace.
He’s got a wallet, a phone, a snack, and a sock in his pocket. Packass.
My mom’s back pockets look like a treasure map. Packass.
He walks in like he just robbed a store. Packass.
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A person who’s got so much stuff in their back pockets it’s like their pants are doing the work for them; they’re like a walking storage unit with a face.
He walks in with a sandwich in each hand and a bag of chips in his pocket. Packass.
That guy’s back pockets are full of junk. He’s a packass.
She’s got a pen, a phone, and a snack in her pocket. Packass.
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A human who looks like they’ve been stuffed with a bag of chips and a brick; they carry everything like they’re on a mission to destroy their pants.
He walked in with a sandwich in each hand and a bag of chips in his pocket. Packass.
My dad’s back pockets are like a landfill. Packass.
She’s got a pen, a phone, and a snack in her pocket. Packass.
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