Packass
A human who looks like they’ve been stuffed with a bag of chips and a brick; they carry everything like they’re on a mission to destroy their pants.
He walked in with a sandwich in each hand and a bag of chips in his pocket. Packass.
My dad’s back pockets are like a landfill. Packass.
She’s got a pen, a phone, and a snack in her pocket. Packass.