Packard
A fancy old car that nobody gives a damn about, but if it's a last name, the person is a loudmouth, brainy, and hot mess. Mess with them, and you'll regret it with every fiber of your being.
"Packard? That's my cousin. He turned my dog into a sidewalk.", @baddogfan
My Packard cousin tried to steal my lunch money and failed. Hard.
Packard showed up to my party with a calculator and a sandwich. I cried.