Packard

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A fancy old car that nobody gives a damn about, but if it's a last name, the person is a loudmouth, brainy, and hot mess. Mess with them, and you'll regret it with every fiber of your being.
"Packard? That's my cousin. He turned my dog into a sidewalk.", @baddogfan
My Packard cousin tried to steal my lunch money and failed. Hard.
Packard showed up to my party with a calculator and a sandwich. I cried.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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1. A bunch of old English jerks who came over here and messed up the place. 2. A fancy car that looks like it was made by a rich guy who has no idea what a car is.
My history teacher called Packard a bunch of "overpaid peasants."
That Packard car looks like it was built by a drunk guy with a spatula.
Packard is just a fancy word for 'broke guy who thinks he's rich.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who takes forever to do something simple because they're too busy crying over a tiny mistake.
My Packard friend spent three hours crying over a spilled coffee.
That Packard wasted my entire weekend over a forgotten homework assignment.
Packard showed up 10 minutes late because he forgot how to tie his shoes.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you publicly make a punk-ass girl look like a total fool, and she deserves it.
I Packard'd my ex in front of the entire school. She cried.
That girl tried to beat me up, so I Packard'd her in the lunchroom.
He Packard'd her so hard, the teachers had to give her a time-out.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A stupid Australian way of beating someone up by kicking them until they're a pancake.
That Australian Packard'd me until I looked like a broken pizza.
My cousin got Packard'd by a group of angry kangaroos.
I Packard'd my brother until he screamed like a baby.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A company that takes your computer and turns it into a slow, bloated, confused mess.
That Packard company turned my computer into a slow, sad turtle.
I tried to open one file, and Packard slowed it down to a snail's pace.
My computer was so Packard'd, it took five minutes to say 'hello.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A duck. Also a song by a guy who probably hates everything. And a person who's sucked so much cock their lips look like a duck's.
That Packard duck looks like it was born in a bathroom.
My uncle is a Packard because he sucked so much cock.
That Packard guy's lips look like he kissed a duck in a sewer.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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