Packamole
The packamole is a genetic disaster that makes you look like a mess. Some people get really weird versions, like the Orange-gut packamole, which is just gross.
My uncle has the Orange-gut packamole and he smells like burnt oranges.
My dad has the Big Blondemole and he’s like a walking hairball.
My friend got the Female packamole and now she’s super rare, like a unicorn.