Packamole

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A packamole is a cursed gene that turns you into a weirdo. It’s so common that 75% of humans have it, and it’s the reason you look like a mess.
My cousin got the BJ lips packamole and now he talks like a robot.
My mom has the Sheep-shag packamole and she shaves her legs with a chainsaw.
My brother has the Fivehead packamole and he has five heads, all arguing with each other.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Packamole is like the worst inheritance you could ever get. It can turn you into a total weirdo, and sometimes you end up with extra heads or a face that looks like a crater.
My dog got the Crater-face packamole and now he looks like he was hit by a meteor.
My sister has the Hemiplegic unit packamole and she can’t move half her body.
My neighbor has the Small packamole and he’s like a tiny human.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The packamole is a genetic disaster that makes you look like a mess. Some people get really weird versions, like the Orange-gut packamole, which is just gross.
My uncle has the Orange-gut packamole and he smells like burnt oranges.
My dad has the Big Blondemole and he’s like a walking hairball.
My friend got the Female packamole and now she’s super rare, like a unicorn.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The Bucktooth Packamole Lipst is the original mess. It’s the worst kind of packamole, and it can turn other people into weirdos too. It’s like a curse from hell.
My grandma is a Bucktooth Packamole Lipst and she turns everyone she meets into a weirdo.
My teacher has the Bucktooth Packamole Lipst and now the whole class is weird.
My pet goat got the Bucktooth Packamole Lipst and now it stares at me like I’m a stranger.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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