Package Stalker - When you track a package so much you know the driver’s name

When you track a package so much you know the driver’s name and their coffee order

I know the driver’s name is Steve and he drinks black coffee. I know this because I’ve tracked my package for a month.

I asked the delivery guy if he knew where my package was. He said, ‘Yes, it’s behind you.’ I turned around. It was on the floor.

I’ve tracked my package so much I’ve memorized the delivery route. I’m gonna start a delivery company.