package check
This is when you take a peek to make sure your food didn’t come from a guy who forgot how to live.
I did a package check and saw a guy who looked like he forgot how to eat. I got a taco.
My package check was a relief. I got a taco, not a guy who forgot how to live.
I did a package check and saw a guy who looked like he’d been living in a dumpster for a decade.
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