package check

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This is what you do when you're too clueless to tell if you got a cockroach in your burrito or just a guy who smells like old socks and regret.

I did a package check after my lunch and realized my burrito was 70% regret.

My package check was a miracle. I got a taco, not a dead rat.

I did a package check and saw a guy wearing a hat made of hair. I ran.

You do this when you're scared your food came from a guy who took a shower once in the 90s.

I did a package check and saw a guy who looked like he’d been in a fight with a mop. I got a taco.

My package check was a disaster. I got a guy who smelled like old pizza and sadness.

I did a package check and saw a man who looked like he’d been living in a trash can for years.

This is when you take a peek to make sure your food didn’t come from a guy who forgot how to live.

I did a package check and saw a guy who looked like he forgot how to eat. I got a taco.

My package check was a relief. I got a taco, not a guy who forgot how to live.

I did a package check and saw a guy who looked like he’d been living in a dumpster for a decade.