package check - This is what you do when you're too clueless to tell if you

This is what you do when you're too clueless to tell if you got a cockroach in your burrito or just a guy who smells like old socks and regret.

I did a package check after my lunch and realized my burrito was 70% regret.

My package check was a miracle. I got a taco, not a dead rat.

I did a package check and saw a guy wearing a hat made of hair. I ran.