Pack the Pickle
You take a pickle from the fridge and smash it into someone’s butt while you’re having sex on a staircase. Then you kick them so hard they fall down the stairs like a pickle-shaped meatball.
I packed the pickle on the stairs and kicked my boyfriend down three steps.
My sister used a pickle to beat my brother while they were making out.
I took a pickle from the fridge and clubbed my lover over the head mid-fuck.