Pack the Pickle

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A loud shout you yell when you slam your junk so deep into someone’s hole it feels like you’re shoving a pickle up their butt. When you say ‘Nuts,’ hold it there so long it feels like your balls are on fire.
I did a pack the pickle so hard my buddy passed out from the pickle torture.
My girlfriend screamed ‘Nuts’ so loud the whole block heard it.
I packed the pickle so deep my dog ran away from me.
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You take a pickle from the fridge and smash it into someone’s butt while you’re having sex on a staircase. Then you kick them so hard they fall down the stairs like a pickle-shaped meatball.
I packed the pickle on the stairs and kicked my boyfriend down three steps.
My sister used a pickle to beat my brother while they were making out.
I took a pickle from the fridge and clubbed my lover over the head mid-fuck.
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You eat all the pickles on the side in one bite before you even start chewing. It’s like trying to swallow a whole jar of pickles at a restaurant.
At the buffet, I ate all the pickles in one go and my face turned green.
My friend tried to pack the pickle and got a pickle face.
I packed the pickle so fast the waiter asked if I was a pickle monster.
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