Pack of blow
A pack of blow is something you have to have, and you either suck it or blow it, and you don’t care if it’s total trash.
That pack of blow was just a banana. I sucked it and my face got all messy.
I got a pack of blow and it was just a sock. I blew it and it landed on my neighbor.
That pack of blow was just a shoe. I sucked it and it smelled like feet.