Pack of blow

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A pack of blow is whatever nonsense you put in a pack and then either suck or blow like a madman.
I just got a pack of blow and it was just gum. I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
My mom sent me a pack of blow and it was just leaves. I blew so hard I got a headache.
That pack of blow was just spaghetti. I sucked it and my tongue got stuck.
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A pack of blow is something you buy, and then you either blow it or suck it, and hope it doesn’t make you sick.
I bought a pack of blow and it was just dirt. I sucked it and I threw up.
My friend’s pack of blow was just glitter. I blew it and it went everywhere.
That pack of blow was just socks. I sucked it and my nose got all smelly.
3
A pack of blow is whatever you think is cool, and you either suck it or blow it, and you don’t care if it’s stupid.
I got a pack of blow and it was just cereal. I blew it and it all went in my face.
My cousin’s pack of blow was just a chicken. I sucked it and it tasted like garbage.
I bought a pack of blow and it was just a pencil. I blew it and it flew out the window.
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A pack of blow is something you have to have, and you either suck it or blow it, and you don’t care if it’s total trash.
That pack of blow was just a banana. I sucked it and my face got all messy.
I got a pack of blow and it was just a sock. I blew it and it landed on my neighbor.
That pack of blow was just a shoe. I sucked it and it smelled like feet.
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A pack of blow is something you pretend is important, and you either suck it or blow it, and you act like it’s the best thing ever.
I got a pack of blow and it was just a tomato. I blew it and it exploded.
My friend’s pack of blow was just a toy. I sucked it and it broke.
That pack of blow was just a pencil. I blew it and it flew into my mouth.
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