pack like a puerto rican
When you go on vacation and stuff your clothes in trash bags like you’re preparing for a war instead of a trip. You’re saving money, but you’re also being a total idiot.
My clothes looked like they had been thrown in a trash can by a drunk man.
I had to wear the same shirt three days in a row because I couldn’t find my other clothes.
My suitcase was the size of a shoebox, and my trash bags were the size of a car.