pack like a puerto rican

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When you go on vacation and stuff your clothes in trash bags like they’re going to be thrown out instead of packed like a suitcase. You’re saving money but looking like a trash can exploded.
My mom packed my clothes in two trash bags and said, 'This is how we save money, dummy.'
I looked like I’d been hit by a garbage truck when I got to the airport.
My suitcase was the size of a soda can, and my trash bags were bigger than my brother.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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When you go on vacation and stuff your clothes in trash bags like you’re going to a landfill instead of a beach. You’re cheap, but you’re also messy.
My clothes were all balled up like a raccoon had eaten them.
I smelled like a trash can that had been left in the sun for a week.
My suitcase was a joke, and my trash bags were the main event.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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When you go on vacation and stuff your clothes in trash bags like you’re preparing for a war instead of a trip. You’re saving money, but you’re also being a total idiot.
My clothes looked like they had been thrown in a trash can by a drunk man.
I had to wear the same shirt three days in a row because I couldn’t find my other clothes.
My suitcase was the size of a shoebox, and my trash bags were the size of a car.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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