Pacifier Penis
A short, stiff, and very unimpressed penis that looks like it’s been dipped in ice and left in a freezer. Attempting to blow it is like trying to suck on a pacifier that’s also throwing a tantrum.
He took one sip of ice water, and his penis became a stick. I was horrified.
I tried to blow it, and it just sat there like it was mocking me.
That thing was so cold, I thought it was gonna freeze my tongue.