Pacifier Penis

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A tiny, tough, and completely unimpressed penis that’s been frozen so much it looks like it’s been in a blender. Trying to blow it is like trying to suck on a pacifier while it’s screaming at you.
My boyfriend’s penis looked like a frozen hot dog. I tried to blow it, and it just stared at me.
He took a sip of ice water and his penis went from a hot dog to a pretzel. I was confused.
That thing was so cold, I thought it was gonna bite me.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A penis so small and stiff it looks like it’s been dipped in ice cream and left out in the snow. Trying to blow it is like trying to kiss a brick that’s also a crybaby.
I tried to blow his penis, and it just sat there like it was waiting for a divorce.
He took a sip of slushy and his penis went from a noodle to a stick. I was scared.
That thing was so hard, I thought it was gonna break.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A short, stiff, and very unimpressed penis that looks like it’s been dipped in ice and left in a freezer. Attempting to blow it is like trying to suck on a pacifier that’s also throwing a tantrum.
He took one sip of ice water, and his penis became a stick. I was horrified.
I tried to blow it, and it just sat there like it was mocking me.
That thing was so cold, I thought it was gonna freeze my tongue.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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