Pacifier Penis
A penis so small and stiff it looks like it’s been dipped in ice cream and left out in the snow. Trying to blow it is like trying to kiss a brick that’s also a crybaby.
I tried to blow his penis, and it just sat there like it was waiting for a divorce.
He took a sip of slushy and his penis went from a noodle to a stick. I was scared.
That thing was so hard, I thought it was gonna break.