Pacific University
A school so bad, people call it APU, which is short for 'Actual Prison Unit.' You can’t win anything, you can’t make babies, you can’t even drive. It’s like a prison where everyone is stuck in the worst possible life.
"APU is like being stuck in a prison with no escape.", @ActualPrison
"I went to APU and now I can’t even fall in love properly.", @LoveFailure
"APU is the only school where you can’t even drive properly.", @WorstStudent