Pacific University

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A boring school stuck in the middle of nowhere, near a city nobody cares about. It’s famous for having the worst football team ever, and the best Luau you’ll ever see, probably because they’re all hungover and trying to forget the football game.
"I went to Pacific and still can’t remember the last time I saw a decent football play.", @FootballHater42
"That Luau was so good I forgot my ex cheated on me.", @LuauLover2023
"Pacific is like a hangover that never ends.", @SuburbanChad
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Christian school full of guys who think they're cool, girls who are all trying to get engaged by March, and people who wear bare feet like it’s a trend. The girls outnumber the guys so much, it’s like they all got a free ring.
"I dated three girls from SPU and they all wanted to get married by spring.", @SPUHeartbreak
"SPU is the only place where guys think they're the best because they're surrounded by girls who think they're the best.", @HipsterHater
"I wore TOMS to SPU and now I regret it.", @BarefootBored
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A school where everyone wears flannel, listens to indie music, and thinks Africa is the best place ever. The boys are all big-headed and expect the girls to chase them. The only thing that keeps this school alive is the nursing and music programs.
"I went to SPU and now I can’t stop listening to indie music.", @IndieAddict
"SPU is like a guy who thinks he’s cool because there are 3 girls for every guy.", @GuyAtSPU
"The nursing program is the only thing that makes SPU worth it.", @NursingLove
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A school so bad, people call it APU, which is short for 'Actual Prison Unit.' You can’t win anything, you can’t make babies, you can’t even drive. It’s like a prison where everyone is stuck in the worst possible life.
"APU is like being stuck in a prison with no escape.", @ActualPrison
"I went to APU and now I can’t even fall in love properly.", @LoveFailure
"APU is the only school where you can’t even drive properly.", @WorstStudent
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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