Pacific Time Zone Syndrome - When you're so late to everything that you’re basically a gh

When you're so late to everything that you’re basically a ghost haunting the morning

I tried to join my friend’s Zoom call and they said 'you’re late again' and I said 'I just woke up' and they said 'you’re late again'

I tried to message my friend at 9 AM and they said 'you’re still in bed' and I said 'I just woke up' and they said 'you’re still in bed'

My friend said 'you’re late to everything' and I said 'I just woke up' and they said 'you’re late to everything'