Pacific Time Zone Syndrome

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The pain of being stuck in bed while your friends are out partying like they own the place and you’re still in your pajamas screaming into the void

I just woke up and my friend texted me a photo of their pizza and I’m still in bed like I’m dead

My friend called me at 10 AM and I said 'I was just waking up' and they said 'it’s 10 AM' and I said 'I was just waking up'

I tried to text my friend at noon and they said 'you’re late' and I said 'I just woke up' and they said 'you’re late'

When you're so late to everything that you’re basically a ghost haunting the morning

I tried to join my friend’s Zoom call and they said 'you’re late again' and I said 'I just woke up' and they said 'you’re late again'

I tried to message my friend at 9 AM and they said 'you’re still in bed' and I said 'I just woke up' and they said 'you’re still in bed'

My friend said 'you’re late to everything' and I said 'I just woke up' and they said 'you’re late to everything'

When you miss out on everything because you're too busy sleeping and your friends think you're dead

I tried to text my friend at 10 AM and they said 'you’re still in bed' and I said 'I just woke up' and they said 'you’re still in bed'

I tried to join my friend’s group chat and they said 'you’re late again' and I said 'I just woke up' and they said 'you’re late again'

I tried to message my friend at 9 AM and they said 'you’re still in bed' and I said 'I just woke up' and they said 'you’re still in bed'