Pacific Time Zone Syndrome
The pain of being stuck in bed while your friends are out partying like they own the place and you’re still in your pajamas screaming into the void
I just woke up and my friend texted me a photo of their pizza and I’m still in bed like I’m dead
My friend called me at 10 AM and I said 'I was just waking up' and they said 'it’s 10 AM' and I said 'I was just waking up'
I tried to text my friend at noon and they said 'you’re late' and I said 'I just woke up' and they said 'you’re late'