Pacific Stoned Crab
You go to the beach in California for the first time. You get so high you think the ocean is trying to kiss you.
I got so high I thought the ocean was trying to make out with me. I threw a whole bag of edibles into the water.
The ocean looked so pretty I took a hit of my bong and started singing show tunes.
I saw the ocean and thought it was my ex. I got so high I cried and threw my phone into the water.