Pacific Stoned Crab

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You go to California for the first time and see the Pacific Ocean. You get so high you think you’re gonna float away and die.

I saw the ocean and immediately bought a whole bag of gummies. I floated away and my mom called the cops.

The Pacific Ocean was so cool I smoked three blunts and started talking to seagulls.

I went to the beach, got high, and tried to dive into the ocean. I didn’t make it. I just peed my pants.

You go to California and it hits you like a wave. You eat edibles and watch the sunset like it’s your last day on Earth.

I went to the beach, ate a whole bunch of edibles, and thought the sun was going to burn me alive.

The sunset was so good I took a hit of my vape and cried like a baby.

I saw the sunset and my high was so strong I asked the ocean if it wanted to get stoned too.

You go to the beach in California for the first time. You get so high you think the ocean is trying to kiss you.

I got so high I thought the ocean was trying to make out with me. I threw a whole bag of edibles into the water.

The ocean looked so pretty I took a hit of my bong and started singing show tunes.

I saw the ocean and thought it was my ex. I got so high I cried and threw my phone into the water.