Pacific Stoned Crab
You go to California for the first time and see the Pacific Ocean. You get so high you think you’re gonna float away and die.
I saw the ocean and immediately bought a whole bag of gummies. I floated away and my mom called the cops.
The Pacific Ocean was so cool I smoked three blunts and started talking to seagulls.
I went to the beach, got high, and tried to dive into the ocean. I didn’t make it. I just peed my pants.