Pacific Avenue
Three guys from Glasgow who think they’re pop stars. They write songs that are either too slow to be catchy or too fast to be bearable. They’re good at live shows, but only because they shout so loud it covers up their terrible singing.
'I tried to sing their song. My cat ran out of the room.'
'Their web show is just them arguing over who’s the best singer. It’s like watching a family feud.'
'They have 10,000 hits online. Probably because people hate them.'