Pacific Avenue

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A boy band from Glasgow that sounds like a bunch of drunk teenagers trying to make music. They write songs that are either sappy and slow or loud and annoying. They’re good at live shows, but only because the crowd is too wasted to notice they’re bad.
'I think I’m in love with Alan, but I’m also mad at John for being so ugly.'
'I watched their show once. It was like being trapped in a karaoke bar with my cousins.'
'They’re popular online because people just like to laugh at them.'
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Three guys from Glasgow who think they’re pop stars. They write songs that are either too slow to be catchy or too fast to be bearable. They’re good at live shows, but only because they shout so loud it covers up their terrible singing.
'I tried to sing their song. My cat ran out of the room.'
'Their web show is just them arguing over who’s the best singer. It’s like watching a family feud.'
'They have 10,000 hits online. Probably because people hate them.'
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A pop/rock group from Glasgow that sounds like a group of drunks playing music. They have songs that go from sad to stupid. They’re good at live shows, but only because the crowd is so drunk they don’t care.
'I watched their show and I got a headache. It was like being in a loud room with my brother.'
'I tried to write a song like them. It just sounded like my dog barking at a radio.'
'They’re famous online because people just like to watch them fail.'
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