1
A boy band from Glasgow that sounds like a bunch of drunk teenagers trying to make music. They write songs that are either sappy and slow or loud and annoying. They’re good at live shows, but only because the crowd is too wasted to notice they’re bad.
'I think I’m in love with Alan, but I’m also mad at John for being so ugly.'
'I watched their show once. It was like being trapped in a karaoke bar with my cousins.'
'They’re popular online because people just like to laugh at them.'