Pachungi
A Puerto Rican dad’s way of saying their kid is a fat little muffin. Also fits anything that’s more round than a pizza.
My dad calls me Pachungi because I got a muffin for breakfast and a cookie for lunch.
That kid is so Pachungi, he looks like he was dipped in frosting.
That building is so Pachungi, it should be in a bakery.