Pachungi

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A silly name a dad calls his Puerto Rican kid when they're as round as a meatball. It also works for anything that looks like a sausage link.
My dad calls me Pachungi because I eat like a pig at Sunday dinner.
That new chair is so Pachungi, it’s like it was rolled out of a doughnut factory.
My cousin’s dog is so Pachungi, it looks like it swallowed a bag of chips.
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A Puerto Rican dad’s way of saying their kid is a fat little muffin. Also fits anything that’s more round than a pizza.
My dad calls me Pachungi because I got a muffin for breakfast and a cookie for lunch.
That kid is so Pachungi, he looks like he was dipped in frosting.
That building is so Pachungi, it should be in a bakery.
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A Puerto Rican dad's insult for their kid when they're as big as a burger. It can also describe anything that's stubby and full of meat.
My dad calls me Pachungi because I eat like a beast at a buffet.
That new statue is so Pachungi, it looks like it was made in a meat grinder.
My neighbor's cat is so Pachungi, it should be on a burger.
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A Puerto Rican dad’s way of calling their kid a soft, squishy meatball. It also fits anything that looks like it was rolled in dough.
My dad calls me Pachungi because I eat like a pig at a taco bar.
That kid is so Pachungi, he should be in a meatball commercial.
That donut is so Pachungi, it looks like it was made by a fat kid.
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