Pachungi
A Puerto Rican dad's insult for their kid when they're as big as a burger. It can also describe anything that's stubby and full of meat.
My dad calls me Pachungi because I eat like a beast at a buffet.
That new statue is so Pachungi, it looks like it was made in a meat grinder.
My neighbor's cat is so Pachungi, it should be on a burger.