Pachueka
A sexy girl from South America with a face that looks like it was cooked in a microwave and has metal bars on her teeth, but she wears fake designer clothes to get guys to pay for her snacks and ignore her bad breath.
'She said she’d date me if I gave her a bag of chips and a fake Gucci belt.'
'She wore a dress that looked like it came from a discount bin, but she said it was 'high-end trash.''
'She told me, 'I don’t need real designer clothes, just ones that look like they’re worth it.'