Pachueka

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A hot girl from South America with a face like melted butter and metal bars on her teeth who wears fake fancy clothes to catch guys and laugh at their stupid faces.

'She walks in like she owns the place, but her face looks like it got hit by a toaster.'

'He asked her out, and she said, 'I only date guys who can afford my fake brand obsession.'

'She wore a dress that cost $5 but looked like it cost a thousand.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A girl from South America who has a face like a grilled cheese sandwich and metal bars on her teeth, but she wears cheap fake designer clothes to get guys to buy her dinner and shut up.

'She told me she’d date me if I bought her a pizza and a fake Louis Vuitton bag.'

'She wore a dress that looked like it came from a thrift store, but she acted like it was from a luxury store.'

'She said, 'I don’t need a real brand, just one that looks real enough to make you feel stupid.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A sexy girl from South America with a face that looks like it was cooked in a microwave and has metal bars on her teeth, but she wears fake designer clothes to get guys to pay for her snacks and ignore her bad breath.

'She said she’d date me if I gave her a bag of chips and a fake Gucci belt.'

'She wore a dress that looked like it came from a discount bin, but she said it was 'high-end trash.''

'She told me, 'I don’t need real designer clothes, just ones that look like they’re worth it.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago