Pachueka
A girl from South America who has a face like a grilled cheese sandwich and metal bars on her teeth, but she wears cheap fake designer clothes to get guys to buy her dinner and shut up.
'She told me she’d date me if I bought her a pizza and a fake Louis Vuitton bag.'
'She wore a dress that looked like it came from a thrift store, but she acted like it was from a luxury store.'
'She said, 'I don’t need a real brand, just one that looks real enough to make you feel stupid.'