Pachifanga
A Pachifanga is a woman who thinks she’s special, but she’s just messy and mean. She’ll ruin your day just to make herself feel better.
She came to my house and yelled at my dog. My dog now thinks she’s the devil.
She posted on social media, 'I’m sad, so the world should be too.'
She showed up to my concert and talked about her bad day for two hours.