Pachifanga

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A Pachifanga is a woman who kills the fun like a rabid raccoon with a chainsaw. She thinks she's the center of the universe, even when she’s wearing pants from the 80s.
My cousin showed up to the party with a frown and a bad hair day. The fun died instantly.
She texted me, 'I’m not in the mood to be happy.' I replied, 'Then go be sad somewhere else.'
At the family reunion, she talked about her ex for three hours. No one left alive.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pachifanga is a woman who thinks she’s cool, but she’s just loud and confused. She’ll ruin a good time just to prove she’s right.
She showed up to my birthday party and started crying about her cat. I had to leave before I threw up.
She sent a group message saying, 'I’m not happy, so you all shouldn’t be either.'
She ruined my game night by talking about her weird dreams for an hour.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pachifanga is a woman who thinks she’s the best at everything, even when she’s wrong. She’s the reason your fun time turns into a funeral.
She showed up to the barbecue and started arguing about the meat. No one touched the grill for hours.
She texted me, 'I’m bored, so you all are too.' I sent back, 'You’re not the boss of me.'
She ruined my vacation by complaining about the hotel for three days straight.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pachifanga is a woman who thinks she’s special, but she’s just messy and mean. She’ll ruin your day just to make herself feel better.
She came to my house and yelled at my dog. My dog now thinks she’s the devil.
She posted on social media, 'I’m sad, so the world should be too.'
She showed up to my concert and talked about her bad day for two hours.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pachifanga is a woman who thinks she’s the best, but she’s just loud and annoying. She’s the reason your fun time turns into a fight.
She showed up to the party and started arguing with my mom. The fun died instantly.
She texted me, 'I’m mad, so you all should be too.' I replied, 'You’re not the boss of me.'
She ruined my movie night by talking about her weird job for an hour.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pachifanga is a woman who thinks she’s cool, but she’s just loud and bad at everything. She’ll ruin your day just to be annoying.
She showed up to my party and started crying about her ex. I had to leave before I threw up.
She posted on social media, 'I’m bored, so you all should be too.'
She ruined my game night by talking about her weird dreams for an hour.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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