Pache
A pach is a half-native, half-white man who has zero tolerance for racists. He also hates white bitches who think the word pach means something stupid like sperm or wanking.
"That white bitch laughed at me when I said I was a pach. I punched her.", David, in the hallway
"Why does everyone think I'm a sperm guy? I'm a pach!", Matthew, during lunch
"She called me a pach and thought it was a joke. I made her cry.", Jason, in gym class"