Pache

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A pache is a loudmouth, hot-headed person who thinks they're the center of the universe and will fight anyone who disagrees. They love being around people but also love themselves more than anyone else.
"You think you're a pache? I'll beat you up in the lunchroom!", Jake, after losing a bet
"I'm a pache, and I don't need no stinkin' permission!", Lisa, during a class presentation
"You're a pache, and I'm gonna make you eat your words.", Mr. Johnson, during detention"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To pach is to be a total legend, someone who can draw, sing, lead a group, and still have time to eat a whole pizza by themselves.
"He pached the whole school with his art and his voice.", Ms. Alvarez, during talent show
"She pached her way through the competition and still had time to text me.", Sarah
"That boy pached the lunch table and still had time to finish his sandwich.", Carlos"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A pach is a half-native, half-white man who has zero tolerance for racists. He also hates white bitches who think the word pach means something stupid like sperm or wanking.
"That white bitch laughed at me when I said I was a pach. I punched her.", David, in the hallway
"Why does everyone think I'm a sperm guy? I'm a pach!", Matthew, during lunch
"She called me a pach and thought it was a joke. I made her cry.", Jason, in gym class"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A pach is a school in Philadelphia where bitches line up to get passed around like hot dogs at a stadium. They bond by taking each other up the ass until it feels like a fire drill.
"I got passed around three times today. It was a pach.", Jordan, during math class
"That school is a pach, I heard they have a circle jerk contest every Friday.", Taylor
"Pach kids don't just take each other up the ass, they take each other up the ass with a side of fries.", Morgan"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A pach is just a fancy way of saying sperm. People use it when they're wanking or having sex. Most of the time it's used for wanking.
"He pached the whole class during math. I saw it.", Alex, in the hallway
"Why do you say pach every time you wank?", Emma
"That boy pached so hard he woke up the teacher.", Marcus"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A pach is a messed-up way of saying Papa Burger with Cheese. It's what cooks use to talk to cashiers and make sure they don't mess up the order.
"Pach, please! I want two of those!", The cook, yelling at the cashier
"Why did you say pach instead of Papa Burger with Cheese?", The customer
"Pach, pach, pach!", The whole kitchen, during rush hour"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A pach is a messed-up spelling of patch. It's what people use when they're hoping for a software patch that will never come.
"That software patch is a pach. It's never gonna come.", Liam
"I asked for a patch, but I got a pach. That's not even real.", Olivia
"They said it would be a patch, but it's a pach. I'm gonna punch them.", Noah"
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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