Pace University
A school where you don’t go to class, you go to a bar. You get A’s even when you’re high and passed out. The tower is like high school, John St is like a rehab center, and Brooklyn is like a mental hospital. You don’t need money, you just need a fake ID and a lot of drugs.
I got an A on my test because I was so high, I thought the teacher was a magician.
I lived in the tower and thought my roommate was my best friend until I found out he was a spy.
I took a taxi to the mall, only to find out I had to walk back.