Pace University

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A fancy school in Manhattan where rich dads pay $80k a year so their daughters can waste time learning about dance and singing, only to end up married to some smug stockbroker they met at a bar. It’s the only place in America where straight white guys are the minority, and everyone else parties like they’re getting a monthly allowance of cash and designer clothes.

My mom paid $80k for me to learn how to sing, and now I’m married to a stockbroker who thinks he’s a rockstar.

I don’t know how to do math, but I know how to drink 10 shots at 10 AM.

My sister’s in a drama club, and she’s more dramatic than my ex.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A tiny private school in NYC where drinking is a religion, not a hobby. Kids start pre-gaming at noon and end up in the hospital by midnight. The only thing louder than the music is the amount of times you hear the word 'dope' in one day.

I drank so much at SpringFest, I forgot my own name.

I pre-gamed so hard, I missed my own exam.

I walked into Michaels drunk and got yelled at by the bouncer.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A school where you don’t go to class, you go to a bar. You get A’s even when you’re high and passed out. The tower is like high school, John St is like a rehab center, and Brooklyn is like a mental hospital. You don’t need money, you just need a fake ID and a lot of drugs.

I got an A on my test because I was so high, I thought the teacher was a magician.

I lived in the tower and thought my roommate was my best friend until I found out he was a spy.

I took a taxi to the mall, only to find out I had to walk back.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A school in Pleasantville where you walk uphill to get shut down, and you wait 20 minutes for chicken fingers. You live in a townhouse, you’re surrounded by skunks, and you have to take a shuttle just to get to the mall. It’s like being stuck in high school, but with more drama and less fun.

I waited 20 minutes for chicken fingers and then got yelled at by my teacher.

I tried to pregame in my dorm, but there was no party and I was alone.

I walked up a hill just to get shut down, and I had to wait 20 minutes for chicken fingers.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A school that’s been around since 1906, and it’s still flushing Qur’ans down the toilet like it’s a tradition. They don’t care about your GPA, they just care about your GPA being fake.

My GPA is fake and I’m still getting A’s.

I don’t know how to read, but I know how to flush Qur’ans.

They flushed my GPA down the toilet and I still got an A.

by Slangipedia 6d ago