pacconaro
A person who shows up less than a ghost at a party. They’re like the human version of a missed text.
I waited for Pacconaro for 2 hours. He showed up right when the pizza was gone.
At the birthday bash, Pacconaro was the only one who didn’t come. The cake was sad.
Told him the event was at 7. He showed up at 9. I asked where he was. He said, 'I was sleeping.'