pacconaro

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A person who shows up less than a ghost at a party. They’re like the human version of a missed text.

I waited for Pacconaro for 2 hours. He showed up right when the pizza was gone.

At the birthday bash, Pacconaro was the only one who didn’t come. The cake was sad.

Told him the event was at 7. He showed up at 9. I asked where he was. He said, 'I was sleeping.'

A person who’s so bad at showing up, they might as well be a curse.

I called Pacconaro 5 times. He answered once. Then he hung up.

He said he was coming to the concert. He didn’t show. I sat there alone for 2 hours.

Told him the meeting was at 10. He showed up at 11. I said, 'You’re late.' He said, 'You’re early.'

A person who comes to events like they’re doing a favor. They’re not doing you a favor. They’re doing the event a disservice.

He came to the party, but only to eat the last slice of pizza.

He showed up for the meeting, but fell asleep 5 minutes in.

He said he’d be there for the whole game. He left after 10 minutes. I said, 'You’re not even trying.'

A person who treats showing up like it’s a luxury they can’t afford.

He said he was coming to the event. He didn’t show. I said, 'You’re not even worth the trouble.'

He showed up for the party, but left after 10 minutes. I said, 'You’re like a bad movie.'

He said he’d be there for the whole meeting. He left after 5 minutes. I said, 'You’re not even trying.'

A person who shows up less than a ghost. They’re like the human version of a missed text.

He said he was coming to the party. He didn’t show. I said, 'You’re not even worth the trouble.'

He showed up for the meeting, but fell asleep 5 minutes in.

He said he’d be there for the whole game. He left after 10 minutes. I said, 'You’re like a bad movie.'